“Have you ever had a day where you just thought that gouging your eyes out with a spoon would be so much less painful than going to work? We certainly have. We were sick of useless co-workers and bosses that would better serve as door stops so we created this site as a way to vent our frustration to the unsuspecting world.”
— Work or Spoon?
My personal favourites are:
- … But what OS is it running?
- … Save the Bunnies!
- … Now I need you to write a document …
- … Box Office Horror
And last but not least:
Gummy Bears, M&Ms…
Here I am condemned
To an island by myself
Stale candy is residing on
The shelf
Eight bucks a pound
To make you nice and round.
Enjoy your fat ass!Bwhahaha! We are all going to be crazy with iambic pentameter.